Dick Gere with whiskey
epiphany » 8 September 2002
Things realized after 4 shots:
- “Concerned Richard Gere” looks remarkably like “Passionate Richard Gere.”
- Nicotine is better than 80 proof liquor.
- When Kentucky whiskey joins with Tennessee whiskey, they still don’t secede.
- Sitting with a big stuffed fishy at your ass is actually quite comfortable.
- Dr. Pepper is really a good chaser.
Things realized after 10 shots:
- “Happy Richard Gere” looks remarkably like “Indifferent Richard Gere” who looks remarkably like “Passionate Richard Gere” and “Concerned Richard Gere.”
- The world tends to drift to the left.
- A desire for a “small quiet room” translates to a small and quiet bathroom.
- Toilet water does in fact turn counterclockwise.
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